ROTD XXXI: Dogs and Dentists
By Dwip December 18, 2002 at 11:02 pm Comments Off on ROTD XXXI: Dogs and Dentists RSS Feed for this post

So we’re in Eugene, driving down the road, and here’s this lavender Oldsmobile, the really big kind that looks totally 50s in a 90s sort of way, and there’s these two old people, like 60s or 70s, sitting straight-backed, looking straight ahead, and they’ve got this his-hers lapdog thing going on, and I’m just staring at them until they turn off on an onramp and I’m able to close my mouth again. Come the Revolution, we’re outlawing lavender Oldsmobiles, and we’re DEFINITELY outlawing his-hers lapdogs. On another note, I think I’m gunning for some sort of Most Dental Work Ever award. More fillings, the kind that require pills to dry out your mouth that last for hours and hours and […]


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:07 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Samson says ‘Just for that, I’m gonna call for an attack on the RIAA!’ Whir says ‘You don’t need a reason for that.’ Samson says ‘I know, that’s the beauty of it.’ —Samson and Whir


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:02 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Whir says ‘We Do Dwip Right.’ Whir says ‘For that Deep Down Body Dwip.’ Whir says ‘All You Need is a Dwip and a Dream.’ Whir says ‘Think Once, Think Twice, Think Dwip.’ Whir says ‘Snap! Crackle! Dwip!’ Whir says ‘There Ain’t No Dwip Like A Party Dwip!’ Whir says ‘See the USA in Your Dwip.’ Whir says ‘Great Dwip. Great Times.’ Whir says ‘Grab Life by the Clyos.’ Whir says ‘Does the Hard Clyos, So You Don’t Have To.’ Whir says ‘Let Your Clyos Do The Walking.’ Whir says ‘Silly Rabbit, Clyos is for Kids.’ Whir says ‘Takes a Clyos but it Keeps on Tickin’.’ Whir says ‘Don’t Live a Little, Live a Clyos.’ Whir says ‘You Can Do […]


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:01 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

“California probably just fell into the ocean, but for some reason, Samson’s house is tethered to his DSL line and floating.” —Whir


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:01 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Common sense says practice makes perfect. Apathy says fuck that shit. —Whir


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:00 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

yeah… can’t wait till 95% of these communist peeps move out of the dorms for a few weeks so the Internet doesn’t slow to a crawl…. God damn downloading their stupid rap music and punk crap burned illegal files and all that stuff on KazAa and stuff and all those big problems that have ground internet service here at the university to a standstill *fires pistol into air* —Tonto_Marechal


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:00 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Marechal: “Frederick the Great knew how to fight a war … you discipline your men, instill them with pride and fear… and then line up and fight like men.” Me: “And get cut down by the machine guns.” Marechal: “But no … machine guns are immoral.” Me: “How about daisy cutters?” Marechal: “Those are cool.” *drops them on North Korea* —Tonto_Marechal and myself


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 3:00 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

“My car does pretty well in rain. In snow or ice it’s about as useful as Dwip on a Monday.” —Whir


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:59 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

“What’s fun is hiding behind your garage with your wakizashi, and then jumping out at cars screaming at the top of your lungs.” “They of course don’t typically find the amusement in it, but I certainly do.” —Whir


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:59 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

“Except [Idaho’s] the 3rd world country of states.” —Cole


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:58 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Marechal: “What brought Napoleon’s downfall?” Me: “Squirrel aliens.” Marechal: “Ha. I just won $5.” Me: “Do tell.” Marechal: “I bet $5 that your response to my serious question would be “squirrel aliens.” —Tonto_Marechal and myself


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:57 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Can you hear me that when it starts to rain it’s just a state of a mind —Rain, The Beatles


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:56 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

“There’s this line from the song ‘Rocket’, ‘Bleed in your own light’. I wanna fuckin’ bleed in my own light, not in Kurt Cobain’s, not in Perry Farrell’s. I wanna go down in my own fuckin’ ship. That’s what I’m about.” —Billy Corgan


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By Dwip November 11, 2002 at 2:55 pm Comments Off on Quote RSS Feed for this post

Today is the greatest day I have ever known. —Today, The Smashing Pumpkins


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Icewind Dale 2
By Dwip September 15, 2002 at 8:48 pm Comments (0) RSS Feed for this post

This review originally appeared on the AFKMud forums (now the SmaugMuds.org forums) here.


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Neverwinter Nights
By Dwip July 12, 2002 at 2:40 am Comments (0) RSS Feed for this post

This review originally appeared on the Tonto Clan forums, and then on the AFKMud forums (now the SmaugMuds.org forums) here. If references make no sense, blame the origin.


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ROTD XXX: Who?
By Dwip June 17, 2002 at 11:02 pm Comments Off on ROTD XXX: Who? RSS Feed for this post

Aieeeeeeeeeeee. The proper place to begin this is Saturday, I suppose. The occasion is a family friend’s graduation from Western Oregon University. This is good. Unfortunately for me, who hates such things, there was a party beforehand. One of those things where I wander around amongst a ton of people I really don’t know, alternated with people I know but don’t really care about, attempting to be reasonably non-depressing. I think I failed. I always do, because, really, I don’t care about any of these people, and if they ain’t gonna talk to me, I’m not talking to THEM. Although one person DID talk to me, as it turns out… *random blonde walks up* Me: I know this girl… who […]


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ROTD XXVIX: Dude. Duuuuuuuude.
By Dwip June 9, 2002 at 10:59 pm Comments Off on ROTD XXVIX: Dude. Duuuuuuuude. RSS Feed for this post

Like, dude. (and there’s much gloating going on here. Be warned.) Oh, and to be formal about this, let’s call it Marius’ ROTD 6/9/02. It’s only kind of a rant, but let’s not let THAT trivial detail stop us. So it’s been this really crazy couple of days. Our story begins Friday night at, oh, close to midnight, anyway. The EPoD had been vanquished, turned in, and class was over, except finals on Monday and Tuesday, and checkout Wednesday. Something like 3 hours worth of time over 3 days. Oh, and a 5 page paper on this guy’s statement that *giggle* “American history is the march of progress of equality and freedom.” applied to the colonial period. Yeah, no problem. […]


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ROTD XXVIII: Registration
By Dwip May 28, 2002 at 10:58 pm Comments Off on ROTD XXVIII: Registration RSS Feed for this post

I should have registered for classes last Friday. Which is the root of all of this. At the time, I figured hey, no problem, just wander down to the history office and get my PIN number that I need to register, and go do it. Or not. Turns out they changed it so you hafta see your advisor first, and have THEM get it. Except my advisor isn’t in until today, so I’ll hafta register late. Well, that sucks, but I can deal with it. I always forget things. Things like EVERYONE comes to this particular guy, so there are always 5 or 6 people waiting. Actually, I remembered that, so I went half an hour early. I figure no […]


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