ROTD XXXI: Dogs and Dentists
By Dwip December 18, 2002 at 11:02 pm Comments Off on ROTD XXXI: Dogs and Dentists RSS Feed for this post

So we’re in Eugene, driving down the road, and here’s this lavender Oldsmobile, the really big kind that looks totally 50s in a 90s sort of way, and there’s these two old people, like 60s or 70s, sitting straight-backed, looking straight ahead, and they’ve got this his-hers lapdog thing going on, and I’m just staring at them until they turn off on an onramp and I’m able to close my mouth again. Come the Revolution, we’re outlawing lavender Oldsmobiles, and we’re DEFINITELY outlawing his-hers lapdogs. On another note, I think I’m gunning for some sort of Most Dental Work Ever award. More fillings, the kind that require pills to dry out your mouth that last for hours and hours and […]


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