Braaaaaaap
By Dwip June 8, 2006, 6:44 pm Comments (1) RSS Feed for this post

Because you’ve gotta have something to do while sleep-deprived on a 12 hour shift at work, at thinking this up was as good as anything.

With profuse apologies to Sam Cooke, but not to the hundreds of bots who died to bring you this:

Well don’t you know
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gu-u-un
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gun
All day long they’re shootin’
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Well don’t you know
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gu-u-un
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gun
All day long, they shoot so much
’till their Cobra’s goin’ down
Shooting up the highways and byways
Until the end, the end of the round
You hear them gunning bots’ lives away
Then you hear somebody j*
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gu-u-un
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gun
Can’t you hear them chattin’
Mmm, I’m going back one of these days
Goin’ to base get some ammo
Which I need so much
But meanwhile I got to shoot this ta-a-nk
Well don’t you know
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gu-u-un
That’s the sound of the men shooting with the chain gun
All day long they’re singin’, mmm
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-alkin’s so hard
Give me choppers, I’m flyin’

* – j, of course, the default chat key in Battlefield 2. Nevermind that anybody who tried to chat that much text would die in short order.


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Comments on Braaaaaaap
avatar Comment by Whir #1
June 12, 2006 at 4:27 pm

I manage to get in some pretty fearsome sentences while in the midst of combat. Or flying sometimes.