In Battletech, There Is No Parachute Key
By Dwip October 6, 2013, 1:10 pm Comments (1) RSS Feed for this post

Harking back to the humor of yore, a conversation during Battletech last night:

“Man, I’m stuck in my Atlas on the 8th level of this building. Hey, we can shoot the walls, right? How about the floor?”

“Uh…yeah, I guess? Why not?”


“Well, you’re falling through the floor now, so, uh, I guess that’s good. And it looks like your falling damage is going to do enough to break through the next floor down, and it looks like there’s a Quickdraw under you, so I guess roll to see if you slam into him…”

“I did.”

*they roll for damage*

“Well, the good news is, you’re both still alive after that 8 level plummet of doom. The bad news is, your Atlas is missing about 10 tons of armor now. Also there’s a really big hole.”

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avatar Comment by Samson #1
October 7, 2013 at 11:23 am

LOL. That sounds like something I’d do if a PC game version allowed for it :P

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